It’s the wife’s birthday tomorrow. It had a completely passed you by all this time right up until, this morning, she started dropping those annual hints over breakfast. It took a while, but then it tweaked. And then the cold sweats start. What the hell are you going to buy her? Could this be the end? Fear not! The absolute all-time wife-appeaser hair styling product is available cheap at an online store near you. I bought my wife a set of cheap GHD straighteners for her birthday last week and, honestly, I feel like I won the lottery. She hasn’t stopped going on about them… apparently the best hair styling product she’s ever used.